The Existence Of A Common Cold Implies The Existence Of A Rare Cold

i want this thing i did on my wall

also hi i’m back

i’m absolutely going to start asking more people that question though.

so tonight i was looking at the people i follow, right? and i check this man’s feed. i see he’s answered an anonymous asker who asked what kind of car he thought he was. i was like “wow that’s a weird question to ask somebody,” and then it hit me.

i asked that question.

why are multiple blank blogs following me?

oh i made ten posts nice

a friend of mine was streaming graveyard shift at freddy’s with our friend group and we got reminded of the bonnie “balls ?!?!?!?” meme. and… well, now we have this monstrosity in the world.

i finally made it!!!

peppino is a cucumber

….what

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!