I Love Swamp Thing

Everyone: *gathered in the kitchen with Foretellers & Luxu sat at the table and the MoM standing beside a broken coffee maker*

Master of Masters: So. Who broke it?

Everyone: ...

Master of Masters: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Ava: ...I did, I broke it--!

Master of Masters: No. No, you didn't. Gula?

Gula: Don't look at me...look at Aced.

Aced: What? I didn't break it.

Gula: Huh, that's funny. How'd you even know it was broken?

Aced: Uh, because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Gula: Suspicious.

Aced: No, it's not--!

Ira: If it matters, probably not, but...Invi was the last one to use it.

Invi: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Ira: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Invi: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Ira!

Ava: Alright, alright, let's not fight, it's my fault, let me pay for it, Master.

Master of Masters: NO! Who broke it?!

Everyone: ...

Gula: ...Master...Luxu's been awfully quiet--

Luxu: REALLY?!

Gula: Yeah, really!

Everyone: *starts arguing loudly*

Later...

Master of Masters: *standing in the hallway with their argument still being heard a floor away* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

I do this all the time.

"So, what you writing about?"

"Um....stuff I like...what I want to happen...you know, stuff! You wouldn't wanna read it!"

INTERNALLY:

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

My DS was pink, first 3DS was the little purple one, when it broke I got a big red 3DS, and when I lost that when moving I got a purple galaxy-themed 3DS

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

Help raise Awareness about Wolves with one of these hand picked Wolf Bracelet Stone. 

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Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

How do I describe a tired person? I got ‘dark circles under the eyes’ but it kind of stops there.

Excited for 3-day weekend and 294 days until Venom Let there be Carnage comes out!

They are ANIMALS

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫