I'm Something Between Pineapple And Doolittle

How’s everyone day? ☀️ ☁️

Chekov: The stars are beautiful tonight

Sulu: Yeah…

Chekov: You know what else is beautiful?

Sulu: *blush* What?

Chekov: Leningrad.

I'm a depressed noodle far from home

*ymca voice* yeoman,

Publix is selling hurricane cakes right now and I feel like this perfectly encapsulates our general attitude towards hurricanes and the possibility of disaster

The unholy trinity doing their thing 🔥🔥

brandon mull books (advertised): humor! good lessons! perfect for the whole family! definitely kids books!

beyonders: a man is brutally stabbed by a thing made of tooth enamel

fablehaven: a woman nearly melts to death from acid

fablehaven: a dragon eats an evil teenager whole

beyonders: begins a series with a torture scene

beyonders: people literally go on a suicide mission to stop the villain

fablehaven: an immortal guy keeps trying to commit suicide

fablehaven: woman explodes

fablehaven: kid fights a fear zombie

fablehaven: briefly mentions periods

five kingdoms: the main characters are sold into slavery

fablehaven: buffalo is ripped apart by a giant

fablehaven: goblin disguises itself as a baby in order to get into a kids bedroom

Jim: Oh, come on... You know you love me

Bones: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip

*Sulu driving*

Chekov: Can I ask a question?

Sulu: Only if it’s important.

Chekov: Do owls have eyelashes?

Sulu:....

Chekov:.....

Sulu: *pulls over to Google it*