I Love When Women

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

they crowned me no. 1 gwourtney fan over on twitter yesterday

I love these motherfuckers so much I’m about to combust They should have dated each other instead of fighting over Duncan tbh

Caitvi nation how we feeling

Aleheathcaney

can i have you for a moment please

random doodle dump

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody