Uquiz Time! Which Fanfic Main Character Are You?

Oh no... My plot... Its disappearing....

Need to actually have a 2 hour conversation with myself to get the plot working again

tiny meow

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childhood emotion of wanting a dragon that is your friend so bad that it feels like there is a vacuum in your soul that only a dragon who is your friend can fill

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!

“Shizun, this disciple has a serious question,” Luo Binghe said solemnly. Now was the time to settle this old grievance of his! “Hm?” “Shizun, between myself and Liu-shimei, who has better looks?” [ ... ] “This master has never seen Liu-shizhi’s face; how can this master judge based on incomplete information?” Luo Binghe cast around for a moment, then grabbed onto a corner of the gauze curtain hanging off the bed post, drawing it over the lower half of his face. “Then, can shizun give his opinion based on what can be seen?” he said from behind it.

- A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk Into the Bamboo House, chapter 12 -

Sometimes time travel is to fix the tragedies of the OG timeline, but sometimes it's also to ask your crush to tell you you are pretty òxó

I’m begging you to look at this.

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

The Great Bot Purge 2018

Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:

To check more video, clcik here.

Click here to find onenight stands

For more more private stuff, come here.

Looking for fun? Join me here.

Howdy guy, more private stuff here.

Howdy bro, my profile here.

Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.

I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?

It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.

I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?

Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:

We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!

For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.

It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:

We win this battle

@staff really doesn’t give a shit

Let’s go get them! Join the army @purgethebots