I’m Such A “i Want Your Attention” But “won’t Bother You” Kinda Person

Oh no... My plot... Its disappearing....

Need to actually have a 2 hour conversation with myself to get the plot working again

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

you want me to have sex?? the thing that killed julian fawcett?????

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

For your appreciation: Robby standing on his tippy toes to peer through the window

stand-up man at his own wedding. because you know he would.

GO VOTE SORIEL IN THE M/F SHIP BRACKET!!!

Zombies reproduce using their teeth.