Beetles Compromise 25% Of All Animal Species. That Means 1 In 4 Animals Is Probably A Beetle. Is It You?

Personal Observations Concerning Life

Personal Observations Concerning Life by J. Sousa These are just crazy, perhaps non-sensical observations I made after finally getting uncapped Internet. Caution is advised. If one is given the endless information gathered and created by humanity, one will most likely seek to maximise one's utility given limited time and resources. Without limits on time and / or resources, one would seek out their true interests, seeking to maximise the knowledge of these interests so as to increase the utility gained from these. This might lead to the discovery of additional interests, which would lead to and endless "fractal", spiralling outward ad infinitum into the endless bounds of all information. The abovementioned cycle is the cause of humanity's (and other species') discovery / formations of methods to increase the frequency at which utility is gathered from these interests, given that time / resources are limited. Tl;dr: Internet makes us want to seek out interests.

When you have something to do but a sudden overwhelming deepness envelops you. When your deepness reaches a whole new level.

Wretched Tooth is the only true leader. He follows the ways of the Holy Noodle and does not seek to build buildings commemorating his own potato-devouring habits. He seeks to give cheese to all, and show us the Noodly way to our own salvatory destruction. Peace through towels.

You guys, I just stumbled onto something... Toes are foot penises!

Longevity just gives the Grim Reaper more time to plan your death.

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with the tormented screams of ducky toys

i have tears in my fucking eyes

This is just absolutely brilliant!!!

Vote Wretched Tooth

To my dear followers, I, Psiborgue, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. Too long have the voices of the many been drowned out by the voice of the few. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Rick is a vote for inconsistency. A vote for instability and controversy. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Yours in solidarity, Psiborgue #ProudWretched ToothSupporter

Abandoned Amusement Parks Solene, fubiz.net

Continuing the series on abandoned places, it is now the deserted amusement parks that AndreasS, Reginald Van de Velde, Chris Luckhardt launches into. He has traveled around the world and photographs, with nostalgia, these places once devoted to…

Abandoned by humans, they lay waiting... For another horror movie :P

What will happen to you this Christmas?

Aquarius: Cthulhu will seek your aid. You'll be too busy partying with your aunt to hear his call. Yet another year the Dark One will remain shackled #standagainstshackles Pisces: You will dream of an endless horizon, and then Santa will kidnap you and deliver you to your secret admirer. Better hope he/she was nice this year, otherwise expect to be turned into coal. Aries: Gondor's horn will be heard everywhere. Will you come to there aid? No. You're part of Mordor now. The Hobbitses must pay for not eating 5hat rabbit raw. Taurus: No matter how much Red Bull you drink, you will not die of an overdose during Christmas. Better go buy your children presents already. Gemini: You look into the mirror and notice a zit. As you pop it, you suddenly see a reflection of your younger self in the zit. And then you see only darkness. Do not stare too long, younglings. We all know what tragedy befalls those that stare into the abyss... Cancer: You run out of toilet paper. Rhubarb leaves are poisonous to ingest. Leo: You get a glimpse of what happens in the next season of Game of Thrones. Everybody dies. Huge shocker. Jon Snow starts his own Blues band. Virgo: You die a virgin. Not necessarily this year, but it's written in the stars, darling. It's there for a reason. You also banish your aunt Gertrude to the seventh realm of Ka'hlau for yet again buying you socks. Libra: The scales tip in your favour. Expect to gain at least 10lbs. You discover that your mother doesn't really exist. She was just a massive prank pulled by your local government. You gain the power to talk to sewage. Scorpio: You discover that the true spirit of Christmas is a malevolent one. Don't tell anyone. You're in this alone. It speaks to you in ancient tongues, comforting you. Do not go gently into that dark night. Sagittarius: You obtain a brand new staff that increases your aiming tenfold. Unfortunately this only applies whilst it is equipped. You put it in the same box that contains your ice cream toaster and solar-powered flashlight