When you see an alarmingly worded fanpost and your only thought is "I don't want to ask if the straights are okay because they are so obviously Not Okay. Yikes."
(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
would you like a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚 🔞 I am but a fish pretending to be a man (he/him 33)
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