My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
Do y’all wanna hear about some absolutely crazy shit going down in the birding world right now
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
I just want him and roo to be happy forever is that too much to ask honestly
@xjordynary OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZKNG
when your squad is bangtan af
Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Knives out/Psych crossover, Blanc tells Shawn about the last case he was on and complains how dumb it was and-
"And the murder weapon, pineapple juice, the man even announced his allergy out loud to everyone-"
And Shawn is stricken.
"Pineapple was the villain?!"
When the girl you used to have a huge crush on tells you that she misses you too and thinks about you a lot djdnfjdhd
would you like a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚 🔞 I am but a fish pretending to be a man (he/him 33)
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