This Is Literally What Happened

Waiting for a response

god has the face of your first love

Sometimes I see folks online being like "devil's minion shippers need to realize the show isn't about Armand its about Lestat" and, technically they’re right, but ALSO respectfully, I can make anything about Armand. Music, books he's not in, art at a museum, food I eat. I can certainly make a show he's a major character in all about Armand. Skill issue if you can't.

Is it the gremlin or the good nurse tonight?

Interview with the Vampire | 2.05

eric: "luke looks like he's a sweetie pie, and he's evil incarnate." also eric in the exact same interview: u cutie pie 🥰

At your divine mercy

You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character

no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live

rewatched “don’t be afraid, just start the tape”. let’s see. assad zaman’s first ever episode as the vampire armand and he delivers a performance so ginormous that it can’t possibly be fit into any award receiving speech. the loumand argument is an instant loadbearing classic. luke brandon field begins committing an identity theft about fifteen minutes into the episode. the “i never said that” line at 32:20 is delivered like no other line has been delivered ever. louis tries to nicki himself. daniel tries to make a run for it but hits the wall face first. armand hits lestat up on the vamp cardo as a torture method for louis. i love you, louis. tell him i love him, armand. i love you, louis. tell him, armand. tell him! louis? louis, louis, louis! armand and daniel holding each other in a heart shape. “and then he richard pryor’d himself in front of me” armand’s fuckass glasses to accompany his previously seen fuckass hat. the welcome home liar scene. the worst part about all of this is that they all love each other. and im doing this at 5 am on a tuesday.

"amc armand's vampire eyes aren't even pretty"

girl it's almost like that had nothing to do with what they were going for

those are literally predator animal eyes