Imagine Being Real Rashid And You Work For These Weird Gay Vampires And One Day They Come To You Like

Season 2 is “fuck, the cannibal”

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

I play video games to distract myself from the horrors

Carmilla visits me tonight

once again marveling at what a miracle it was that Armand, who wanted to examine a blood sample of the first vampire he knew, who eagerly debates philosophical questions until sunrise, who wants to get to the bottom of every new thing he discovers, got to find Daniel Molloy, the investigative journalist whose literal job and life mission it is to explore and uncover truth and meaning like?? can two people be more perfect for each other??

lbf has given me the so-called ick seven times, i have borderline cyber bullied him on tumblr with everyone + used him as a human niche white boy shield for our shared morrissey appreciation, and generally would have not considered him a man i’d go to war for so imagine my surprise when i saw a comment of genuine lbf disdain today and was suddenly filled with the rage of a thousand riots and arsons

polyamory could have saved them

look at my detective man this case is never getting solved

Offer me that deathless death

Oh, good God, let me give you my life

collecting sad pathetic male characters like they are stuffed animals to arrange on my bed