They Did Not Need To Be Making All Those Sounds In Front Of Daniel At The Dinner Table

Hosea sleeping in the dirt should be a crime

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

I know we've all been hurt by queer media and there's a lot of people out there right now who are prepared to be disappointed by the show's version of Devil's Minion, but consider this... What if they do an amazing job? What if they exceed our expectations? WHAT THEN HUH?

I doubt we’re going to see Armand scalp anyone (bummer) but I hope we at least get to see him put some bugs in a blender or something. Maybe chop off some hands. Maybe a few heads. Just for funsies.

People who hate Armand do generally fundamentally misunderstand both him and the type of show they’re watching, yes, but I want to see how much more we can get them to hate him. I need him to go full Gremlin now and then so we never forget that he is a haunted, tragic, beautiful character but he’s also an absolute freak (affectionate) who likes conducting creepy little experiments.

when i see armand sink his fangs into daniel i will fall to the floor like an elderly victorian lady who’s just seen ankle

Another Talamasca teaser has hit the pentagon:

link

the moon gives me hope for the long promised werewolves

guys I’m having sort of a shitty time of it rn but I’ll have thoughts eventually but do not hesitate to be in my inbox about it if you have thoughts yourself 🫶🏻

*ao3 taking too long to load*

*sighs*

*opens tumblr*

kimharry fic from kim's pov that starts off as if it's gonna be a 250k words slowburn but then three chapters in harry busts down his door like the kool aid man yelling "OMG KIM YOU LIIIIIIIIIIKE ME :D" (he passed a godly empathy check)

i also want to post this doodle seperately i think he is lovely