My ideal version of dating someone would be them threatening to murder me if I don’t run away and hide, followed by them obsessively stalking me for about four years (following me all around the world, standing over my bed while I am sleeping, appearing out of nowhere and asking me morally charged questions, etc.), while they become more and more persistent over time and force me to spend more and more time together until I eventually realize that they actually don’t want to kill me after all. And when I address this to them, they act confused and say, 'No, how could you think that? I love you,' and then they buy me an island.
ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life. ok
I’m a strong believer in Armand turned Daniel because he couldn’t stand Daniel hating him.
book armand fr does the daniel, wake up - stop screaming it’s me thing
I feel like Armand would go crazy for making PowerPoints of his latest obsessions. I bet he’s even made one ranking his favorite household appliances.
'How he makes him happy' by June_L
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Baby Kim (I wanted him with a frittte plastic raincoat because he needs protection from the rain)
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Interview with the Vampire | 1.06
He/him tired girl 🌟 Obsessed with IWTV (especially when it comes to Devil's Minion) 🌟 English isn't my first language
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