So Tonight I Joined My Parents, And The Neighbours, At The Local Pub Quiz. We Won, And Won The Bonus

So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

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Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

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1 year ago
The United Nations Security Council On Monday Passed Its First Resolution Calling For A Gaza Cease-fire

The United Nations Security Council on Monday passed its first resolution calling for a Gaza cease-fire after four failed attempts. The United States abstained, allowing it to pass.

The resolution, backed by 14 nations, including China and Russia, demands an immediate cease-fire during the Islamic holy month of Ramadan and the release of all hostages.

Four previous cease-fire resolutions had failed, including one proposed by the United States on Friday. The U.S. abstention is likely to further strain U.S. relations with Israel amid sharp disagreements over Israel’s planned military offensive in Rafah.

KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!!

1 year ago
This is the Israeli army Chief of Staff yesterday. Translation: “we do not have a political objective we are bombarding again areas we have already destroyed without destroying the Palestinian resistance.” No military/political victory. It’s massacring for the sake of massacring pic.twitter.com/6Azh53UwGX

— Nicola Perugini (@PeruginiNic) May 12, 2024
Israel intends there to be no governing body in Gaza, no administrative structure - just a traumatised population with minimal humanitarian aid from international agencies which are also restricted and subject to attack. Genocidal degradation without end. https://t.co/fK4XT7lfSx

— Martin Shaw (@martinshawx) May 12, 2024

Palestinians have said the bombings are worse than anything they've experienced since the first days of the genocide

1 year ago
A Beautiful Video From Gaza By Showed Children Huddling Around And Watching Hind’s Hall. The People

A beautiful video from Gaza by showed children huddling around and watching Hind’s Hall. The people of Palestine see when we all support them and watch what we all do on social media and it makes them feel supported. If this was the only objective activism fulfilled, it would suffice.

1 year ago
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Help Asmaa and her family to get out of gaza they need to get their voices heard please donate to them and you can't please make your own post or video or repost about them they really need the help that they can get!

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1 year ago

Please follow, share, and interact with Madleen @palestinianmother's videos on tiktok to help bring more awareness to her campaign. Here is the link to her tiktok page:

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— Franz Kafka, The Castle | The Lovers Of Valdaro
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1 year ago
The baby’s father was looking for the baby’s head with a flashlight. https://t.co/JYzQXjcClj

— Hanine Hassan حنين (@Hanine09) May 27, 2024

This is beyond utterly horrifying.

Every single government in the world who didn't demand a permanent ceasefire nearly 10 months ago or with whom didn't state that Israhell must be sanctioned for their consecutive war crimes and crimes against humanity (and we know who you all are) -you have blood on your hands (and we also know you know this and most definitely don't care but the tide will not always be in your favour).

10 months... I repeat nearly 10 months have gone by and no one sitting in comfy chairs in offices with affluence and power have stopped this brutal mass acceleration of ethnic cleansing being done by a top ten military power in the world that is fully funded and backed by the United States government.

Palestinians have been and continue to be slaughtered EVERYWHERE in Gaza. In their homes, at schools, at places of worship, at any place of refuge -refugee camps... and so many still haven't even turned their way to see just how despicable it is because of the continuous dehumanization of Palestinian people.

And yet we are still supposed to believe this is about Hamas? This is about fighting terrorists? What exactly would it be called to bombard a civilian population who is trapped, is being starved and bombed to death, is being targeted with new war technology, and is being told ANY resistance to that is real terrorism...

You have zero humanity if you haven't seen what has been happening to Palestinians and haven't demanded Israel be sanctioned and brought to international courts for war crimes and genocide.

I will never forgive nor forget the world/any person turning their backs on Palestinian people.

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