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I still love how when the switch came out Nintendo was like “I know! We will make the switch games taste bad so kids won’t eat them!”

And all of humanity collectively said: “Okay but how bad does it taste?” And licked their switch cartridges.

Philosophers and anthropologists have debated it for years. “The defining trait of humanity is our intelligence/compassion/creativity/curiosity, etc.”

No no. All of that is wrong.

The defining trait of humanity is that we are weird as shit.

A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X

I would like to emphasize the serious need for funds in Mahmoud Qassas' case. His brother in law has quadriplegic cerebral palsy and he needs medical attention RIGHT AWAY. For months they've been in tents unable to care for him properly and without regular access to the medical care he needs to survive but right now the Rafah invasion and the destruction of local hospitals has made it completely impossible to access. He is immunocompromised and even a minor illness can nearly kill him or even cause asphyxiation. They've had so many health scares with him and taking care of him in a tent with no medical equipment is a battle everyday.

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Mahmoud’s family evacuate from Gaza, organized by Tajha S

Hello, my name is Tajha and I’m raising money on behalf of a close friend of mine’… Tajha S needs your support for Help Mahmoud’s family

Please help them get to Egypt so his brother in law can have the care he needs.

🚨MY FAMILY URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT TO EVACUATED FROM THE GENOCIDE TO SAVE PLACE🚨

Hello, my name is Ruba from Northern Gaza. I am writing to you today amidst harsh conditions that my family and I are enduring. We are in urgent need of your help. The war and the ongoing genocide put our lives in constant danger, and every passing minute could be our last.

We need you now more than ever…

We are living in a small tent that lacks the most basic necessities of life, such as clean water, electricity, and food. These essentials are currently unavailable to us, and we are in desperate need of them to survive.

My family and I are feeling extremely hopeless due to these tough circumstances. My parents are elderly and require medication and treatment, but there is no way to obtain them. We need your support to save our lives and protect my family from the death that is chasing us.

Please, help us as soon as possible. Your support will make a huge difference and save our lives.

‏Your donation will save the lives of Ruba and her family

‏Let us together help Ruba and his family evacuate from the Gaza war and provide them with safety

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Donate to Support Ruba's Family's Urgent Evacuation, organized by Ruba Abushaban

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Sleep Delirium

Human sleep cycles are fucking weird sometimes and when you don't get enough sleep, shit gets funky.

How weird would it be for an alien to see a human ambling around in the middle of their sleep cycle trying to get ready for a day that hasn't started yet? Then the fact that pretty much anything the human would say to them would either be complete garbled nonsense or entirely irrelevant to the situation at hand.

And sleep walking would be interesting too, just some weirdo human doing weird shit at night and not remembering anything in the morning.

Alien, seeing the human walking weird when they're supposed to be sleeping: human, is something wrong?

Human 1, entirely out of it: don't put me in a corndog

Alien: what?

Human 1: I don't wanna be breaded

Alien: what in the shitting fuck are you talking about?

Human 2, running into the hallway tired as shit: I'm so sorry, he's a sleep walker

Alien: is he haunted?

Human 2: no-

Human 1: ghost corndog,,,

Alien: oh shit the human's haunted

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•[ Español ]•

Una amiga me etiquetó en la última foto diciendo que era Snufkin y Moomintroll y no puedo evitar dibujarlos, es que Dios es muy canon JAJAJAJAJA.

•[ English ]•

A friend of mine me in the last picture saying it was Snufkin and Moomintroll and she can't help but draw them, God is so canon JAJAJAJAJA.

“the nakba never ended, the colonizer lied.” - Macklemore