My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided

My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided
My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

My Desire To See The Foster Girls Happy + My Soul-deep Need To Put Paul Matthews In Situations Have Collided

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

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1 year ago

Israeli army shells reach us. They saved the lives of me and my wife, by making a financial donation through my PayPal wallet.

Israeli Army Shells Reach Us. They Saved The Lives Of Me And My Wife, By Making A Financial Donation
Emergency: Help Belal family to evacuate from Gaza
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Help Nada W N Alsaqqa reach their goal by donating or sharing with your friends.
1 year ago

last chance to evacuate

as you may know, israel has begun its ground operation in rafah. they dropped leaflets last night ordering people to evacuate, and bombing in east rafah has already begun.

The border is about to become unreachable.

Last Chance To Evacuate

Rafah is trapped.

We have literal hours until no-one, all the GoFundMe's you've scrolled past, all the people desperately begging on TikTok, will be able to escape.

Give now. Give whatever you can.

I am fundraising for the Odeh family, which is only 3k away from meeting its goal.

Last Chance To Evacuate

you will not get another chance.

GIVE HERE

1 year ago

Could you imagine the vibes on that boat after Odysseus’ crew go against his word and open the bag sending them all the way back to where they started near enough…

I like to think there was a moment somewhat like this

Could You Imagine The Vibes On That Boat After Odysseus’ Crew Go Against His Word And Open The Bag
Could You Imagine The Vibes On That Boat After Odysseus’ Crew Go Against His Word And Open The Bag
1 year ago
white image with large red text reading you're only done talking about palestine when we see a free palestine.

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

4 weeks ago

How come a badger would fuck up a coyote

you wouldn’t necessarily clock this from just looking at one, but all species of badger are basically just little fucked-up biological TANKS with hearts full of murder.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

adorable murder.

to start with, badger skin is so tough that it can resist most attempts by other predators to bite through it, and is also very loose so that even if it’s grabbed by a larger creature, the badger can still turn around and bring its own claws and teeth into the situation!

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

which is very bad.

and on top of this, badgers are STUPID strong and ridiculously hardy- badgers can shrug off just about any injury that doesn’t kill them outright and will immediately seek retribution by attempting to open you up with those big ol claws like a can of beans being fed into an industrial shredder.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

badgers can even 1v1 fucking BEARS and walk off without a scratch, they’re that op.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

no, I was not kidding.

the coyote, a fragile creature built for speed and maneuverability, would stand NO chance if it tried to start shit with the badger, and they both know it.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote
1 year ago
Yall Better Be Just As Outraged About This As You Were About Notre Dame

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

1 year ago

West Bank Palestinians are tearing down Israel’s apartheid wall following Iran’s counter attacks.

Full glory to the resistance.

source.

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