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caspar: what is that music?

leif: i'm teaching peter to breakdance.

caspar: y- you're teaching the robot to breakdance while i'm telling you about my problems?

leif: i'm also trying to hack into norad while you're telling me about your problems. i can multitask!

adhd king

I am a slut for stories where the characters refer to each other purely by last names even though they are close and their first names are like secret names you only invoke when its a super serious/intimate moment am i going insane

midnight burger episode 40 spoilers

i fucking love when one of them says something insane and another one just immediately goes with it (mostly) no questions asked

the trust they have in one another!!

caspar (huell howser voice): louie, do we have everything we need?

leif ("louie" the cameraman): we could use some shots of the campaign bus.

caspar: charlotte, we would love to see that wonderful campaign bus of yours, it looks so luxurious!

charlotte: oh, yeah, sure!

caspar: i think that that would just be a fascinating thing to see, could you lead the way?

charlotte: right this way

caspar (whispering): what are we doing?

leif (whispering): stealing mitt romney's campaign bus

caspar (whispering): sure!

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leif: what's up? gloria?

gloria: that thing you have that shocks people, do you have it on you?

leif: the secret handshake?

gloria: yes

leif: yeah? i always have it on me

gloria: ...

leif: gloria?

gloria: go get me the barista.

leif: what?

gloria: go get me. the barista.

leif: we're taking hostages now?

gloria: everyone, on this planet, is a hostage. go get me the barista.

leif: shit. alright. hardcore, let's do this!

these people trust each other so much they are my best friends and i love them with all my heart

Kim Addonizio, from “For Desire”, Tell Me

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There’s a disturbing lack of agriculture content here.

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the nights sister carpenter refers to as "the worst nights of her life" are related to the horrible things she did to other people, rather than the horrible things other people did to her

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.