"not Looking At Someone When They're Talking To You Is Rude"

She ain't even subtle anymore lmao

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

How King George III Stole Christmas! Please excuse my attempt at rhyming, as you can see I am no Dr. Seuss

Driving Instructor Tigerclaw: MOUSEBRAIN. Dont turn on your blinker when you turn, thats for Riverclan liberals. Assert your AUTHORITY of the road by keeping your enemies guessing.

Ravenpaw: Can i please put my seatbelt on now

Tigerclaw: No. And drive faster, that pedestrian is jaywalking so if you hit him you’re not legally at fault

ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy

PLEASE HELP

I never thought I’d make a post like this, but here I am.

My friend Kelly is 16 and has 2 years to live. 

Kelly is an inspiring, artistic, clever and beautiful girl.

She has been diagnosed with Desmoplastic small round cell tumor (DSRCT) in October 2015. It’s a rare, aggressive cancer that usually begins in the abdomen. It’s so rare that only 20 adolescents in USA are diagnosed with it a year.

Our friend Kelly has been through 9 rounds of chemotherapy but the tumors are close to her liver. The operation is not possible in UK.

THERE IS HOPE.

There is hope in  The University College Hospital @ London, The MSK @ New York and possibly Christies @ Manchester.

The surgery in USA is not covered by insurance and so we have to found it. We need you to help.  We need £1million for this to happen. We have 80 days.  We need help.

Please share or donate at: https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/kelly-turner

scale of 1-10 you busy this week?

11/10, I’m working around 50 hours. Gotta get that bread