From @richard_der_schlesier On Ig .

I’m not risking anything right now

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

funfact journal 3 implies gf takes place in 2013 meaning bill ciphers been dead for nearly ten slutty slutty years

Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

I WAS SO HAPPY AND THEN SO DEVASTATED

I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3

In a world with superheroes, you have the power to phase through solid objects, which sounds pretty cool, except you cannot phase other objects through with you. Every time you use your powers to walk through a solid wall, you end up naked. With that in mind, explain how you somehow used your useless power to stop a crime.

Considering my cat has his own Prozac prescription this is a little too accurate