Can Someone Hire Me As A Lighthouse Keeper. My Grip On Reality Is Soooo Stable And I Will Behave So Normally

we need to be talking about veins!! girl theres wires in us!!!

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

we give old people a lot of shit but to be honest i think you'd be hard pressed to find a person more entitled than a gen z-er at a concert

men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down. god told me that

he’s so hot i wonder what he looks like hanging from the cross

sorry but this band has to be a front for a gay sex thing. like I know they love making music together but it had to have started as a gay sex thing

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.