Juno Steel in 2A?
well that’s just rude
[requests are now closed]
Dr. Alana Maxwell
“And I build pretty awesome battle drones on the weekends.”
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I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I was listening to my music the other day and I felt like I found the perfect theme song for Arkady Patel. It's called 'Halfway to Hell' by Eliot Sumner and not only is it an awesome song that would totally fit with Arkady's vibe, but the lyrics also match perfectly. For example: 'I made some calculations I had to break the law' and 'We're in this together It's us against the world We all need an accomplice' So yeah: Arkady is what first comes to mind
You were once the most powerful villain. You retired early and are engaged to a minor super hero who isn’t aware of your past. They are about to be killed right before your eyes..but you step in.
im sick of literally every trend teenage girls partake in being mocked like first its girls who take pics of their starbucks and wear ugg boots then its girls who like indie music and wear vintage clothing then girls who like pop punk and wear vans and a flannel around their waist and now people are mocking girls who wear mom jeans and mustard kanken backpacks and have moleskin journals like can we just let teenage girls LIVE and let them do shit they want to do like seriously
Thanks to @surikane I now love two (2) grumpy Archivists
Commander Renée Minkowski - Requested by @thecaptainsarcasm
“I am in charge of this disaster!”
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Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers
The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green……………….Lime Orange …………..Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
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