"jerk Off Instructions" ... Dont Make Me Laugh, Kid. I Know What Im Doing

PUT THAT TRANS MAN ON TOP!!!!!!!!! GIVE THAT MAN A STRAP!!!!! GIVE HIM.BOTTOM.SURGERY!!!! IN DIFFERENT STAGES BUT ALSO WHEN IT IS SAFE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE !!! GIVE HIM METOIDOPLASTY!!! LET HIM USE HIS BOTTOM GROWTH!!!! GET HIM ON TOP!!!!!!!!!

I want to take a pretty boy camping and show him my favorite hiking trails and roast hotdogs and smores at night and play wrestle in the dirt with him.

I want to share a tent with him and accidentally forget the other sleeping bag at home so now we have to share. and ofc it’s cold out so maybe we have to cuddle a little bit too. Oh and accidentally wrap my arms around his waist and pull his leg over my body. And maybe we makeout a little but it’s just the heat of the moment right?

“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that

Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’

what if i was a puppy...... and you were a puppy..... and we both *whispers* kissed

Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

“I want to go on T, but what if it makes me ugly”

what if it does? Time marches on, it’s not gonna spare you. You’ll grow old, you’ll become ugly, you’ll die. And I won’t let you die in a body that isn’t yours just because the world beat you down and made you prioritize the surface level attractions of people who don’t respect you over your own happiness. Take the shot, become ‘ugly’, I’ll still fucking love you, man.

💌

something about blue collar men is so hot to me.

A bigger boy in his dirty work shirt, his belt half undone from a long day, sweat and dirt all over his body

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boy who lets me lay on him and pets me like a puppy