When My Grandmother Died, I Inherited A Bunch Of Old Lead Crap. When I Realized I Didn’t Need It, I

Never trust an adult when they say they’ll tell you when you’re older. It’s just a lie to escape the interrogation. Continue the questioning until they ask for a lawyer

In 50 years I picture myself being a little isolated hermit on a little house on a big hill tinkering with my creations and giving stew to any passing travelers

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(

Guys in Hawaiian shirts either have life figured out or are going through their midlife crisis

I’m sorry, I’m sorry

I led you astray

I told you that never would I leave

I told you I would always stay behind

I told you that I wouldn’t deceive

That in me constant friendship you’d find

I didn’t mean to neglect you so cruelly

I must truly have just been distracted

I can’t have intentionally hurt you so unduly

I wonder, how must you have reacted?

Forgive me, my friend

Forgive me, I plead

If only to let my suffering end

And give me just one last good deed

Still can’t believe there’s a 3 year time period in which you can’t legally drink and drive

im always thinking about two things:

⋆. ࿔𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 𓆝༄⋆｡°✶

.°˖⋆𓃔𓃽𓃗 .°˖⋆

I need me a clerval

So silly when straight friends slap my ass with a stretchy hand. Do it yourself, coward.