When I Die I Would Like Funeral Games To Be Conducted In Stead Of A Will. They Shall Have To Earn My

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.

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1 week ago

I’m kinda confused

I just read the Posthomerica by Quintus Smyrnaeus and it stated that Hectors son was killed by unspecified Greeks. I had always believed that it was Odysseus because of Epic and other sources in popular media. Was this just added to improve his character arc, or was it stated that it was Odysseus in the Odyssey or another source?


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2 months ago

Nothing has ever been more real

Losing contact with someone close to you is so crazy because it’s like no I know this is no one’s fault but I can see you in the cigarette smoke and all the music I listen to was yours before it was mine and I miss the way you held me and the way your hair felt between my fingers and I miss your stupid face and I seek you out in every person I meet and I’m mourning you like you were ever really mine but like it’s fine I guess.

4 weeks ago

I often feel unlovable because of how long it’s been since someone conveyed romantic interest towards me but then I remember that my friends have stayed with me through all of this [gestures toward a timeline of the past 3-5 years of my life] and I begin to feel better. I love you guys

3 weeks ago
I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

1 month ago

I get that Victor was irresponsible for leaving the monster on his own but if a barely alive eight foot tall glowing eyed man was looming over me yeah I’d just kinda run too


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2 months ago

I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified


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1 month ago

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(


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1 month ago

<3

watching supernatural for the first time, got to season seven, leviathan cas walks into the reservoir and basically drowns himself, dean finds his trenchcoat in the water

do you think he kept it? in case he came back? did he hold onto it when things seemed impossible, hoping divine cinematic magic would save him?

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