Oh Ok So It Turns Out Ive Been Borrowing Grief From The Future ! It Turns Out Ive Been Preparing To Lose

Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos

I am currently looking at a pc, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I have achieved peak unproductivity.

I really wish I was like one of those little fruit flies. It would be really fun to just pick one guy and drive him insane with my relentless buzzing.

I love Percy Jackson because it introduced me to Greek mythology. I love Hamilton because it made me interested in US history. I love the Song of Achilles because it got me to read the Iliad. I don’t care if it’s canonical, interpretations are great because they get people more interested in the source material.

I <3 dicegay

had to get this out of my system. good game.

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.

In 50 years I picture myself being a little isolated hermit on a little house on a big hill tinkering with my creations and giving stew to any passing travelers

Is there like a mutual but for real life