Somethin I've Noticed

welcome aboard the astral express can i uhhhhhh take your order

[image is an illustration of the astral express crew piled up on top of each other: Himeko casually hoists Welt over her shoulder, who's squinting at a newspaper and pouring coffee into her cup. Dan Heng sits on Welt's back, deadpan and holding a giddy March in his lap, who's got Stelle balanced on her shoulder. Stelle is holding Caelus over her shoulder; both trailblazers look slightly confused. Pompom waves from the top.]

acheswan one night stand in a nutshell

Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, I wasn’t expecting a visit this late.

Gordon: My apologies, Bruce, there are some things that I need to talk to you about regarding the Wilson case.

Bruce: No apologies needed, Commissioner. Please, have a seat. Would you like a cup of tea?

Gordon: Tea would be-

Bruce: ?

Gordon:

Bruce: Commissioner?

Gordon:

Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, is everything all right?

Gordon: Bruce, there’s a- there’s a ghost floating down your hallway…

Bruce: [turns to see a sleeping Clark floating horizontally out of his bedroom, wrapped up in his blanket]

Bruce: Oh, that’s just my great-great-granduncle Tom. He’s always haunting this hallway on Thursdays. It’s his weekly chess game, and he never got over that one loss. Poor Uncle Tom…

Gordon:

Bruce: Alfred, why don’t you go and see if Uncle Tom can be persuaded to haunt another hallway instead?

Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.

Pretty eyes

Astral express trio bffs forever

[ID: digital drawing of caelus, march 7th, and dan heng chibis. Top half: March says "we're 3 halves of a whole idiot", caelus says yeah yeah and dan heng nods. 2nd half: caelus and March have smug faces and sparkles, going YEAH YEAH YEAH and dan heng is concerned and confused because 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 3?]