LMFAO
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
Villanelle + pink
I started to watch misfits today bc of rob of course and it is WILD and i love it
Rob looks so smol i cant even lmao and i love how klaus and nathan have similar personalities
Edit: i just finished 2×03 and this is def my favourite episode
YOU GUYS, SUPERBLOOM IS EVERYTHING. I'M ALMOST CRYING AND I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF ASHTON!!!
im OBSESSED with perfect lie and the sweetness and holy shit im to blame is incredible! I expected nothing less of this album🖤
Omg Rosa in the last gif i cant
Dear Hamilton fandom,
Are you okay?
Apparently, there's a whole side in the fandom dedicated to a piss cult. I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed, but somehow it's both.
You have truly outweirded yourself.
Sincerely, your obedient servant,
p.g. fruit.
(i know you sang it, i did too)
What an absolute dork. Must be protected at all costs.
omg oMG OMFG HEAR ME OUT .
a show about a queer vampire.
called DRAGULA
to all my black friends, mutuals and followers on here:
OMG I THOUGHT LIKE SAYING THE WORD THUNDER ON HELIUM AND I WHISPERED TO MYSELF "thunder..." IN HIGH PITCH VOICE UNTIL I REALIZED HOLY SHIT
Thunder would sound funny in a helium atmosphere.
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