Okay So Im Bored And I Decided To Make A Series Of 5sos Aesthetics Bc The Entire Album Is Aesthetics

HOLY SHIT YES

Hear me out. Natasha Romanoff and Rosa Diaz as partners. One mission, one hotel room, one night. Yes.

This was ghostwritten by Jim Halpert

Saying “f**k” whilst having sex is the same as shouting “parkour!” When doing parkour

Lol i saw the blooper right after this and it is amazing😂 Alyson yelling "I KISSED NEIL!" is truly a blessing

“…if I were Lily’s husband..”

I'm in the closet so oof i feel ya

Homophobic things my parents have said to me, but make it inspirational quotes (TW)

haha I have trauma

Do you know why Chris was chosen to play Thor? Because he's hemsWORTHY

Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:

tv shows:

Brooklyn 99

The good place

Lucifer

The umbrella academy

How to get away with murder

The office

Sherlock

The big bang theory

Killing eve

How I met your mother

The end of the f***ing world

Fauda

La casa de papel (Money heist)

Shadowhunters

New girl

Suits

Wandavision

The Falcon And The Winter Soldier

Schitt's creek

movies:

Marvel

Star wars

Disney

Ocean's franchise

Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)

music:

5 Seconds Of Summer

Yungblud

Nirvana

Taylor Swift

(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)

books:

Harry potter

The infernal devices

The mortal instruments

The selection

Percy Jackson

The Hunger games

John Green novels

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)

If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions

Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone

And both can reference to sex

When people “nail” something, they did a great job. When they “screw” something, they ruined it.

I made a bisexual vibe playlist bc all bi people need one (+why this song should be in your playlist)

Bye Bye Bye - *NSYNC it's basically bi bi bi

MONTERO (call me by your name) - Lil Nas X a whole queer mood

Toxic - Britney Spears if you're not attracted at the very least to 00's Britney you're lying

Womanizer - Britney Spears see above

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry practically the bi wlw anthem

Misery Business - Paramore don't know why, i always find this song kinda gay

Monopoly - Victoria Monet & Ariana Grande i whisper to myself "i like woman and men" constantly

Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco well i wONDER WHY

Bad Kind Of Butterflies - Camila Cabello i can relate to this song cuz im in the closet™

Positions - Ariana Grande not a big fan of this song as a feminist, but definitely wlw mood

Arabella - Arctic Monkeys im attracted to Arabella, idgaf that she's not real

Sweater Weather - The Neighborhood if you watched a single bi tiktok you'll know what im talking about

All Apologies - Nirvana a big mood + "everyone is gay" + i love this song fight me

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - Panic! At The Disco just... you get me

Watermelon Sugar - Harry Styles i adore every person in that music video

Valentine - 5 Seconds Of Summer let me tell you, that song turns me on

She's Kinda Hot - 5 Seconds Of Summer love this song, great message, watch some tiktoks

Señorita - Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello i think this song was my bi awakening o_o

Strawberry Lipstick - Yungblud idk this song just feels bi/pan

Good Girls - 5 Seconds Of Summer see above

Perfect Lie - Ashton Irwin again, im in the closet so this song is pretty relatable

Silver Lake Queen - Diplomacy this song deserve to be on every playlist ever (also the mv triggered some of my bi panic ngl)

Happy father’s Day!

i love it when you wear your hair down over your shoulder

CALM aesthetic [6/12]: Wildflower - 5 Seconds Of Summer