Ok But. That Is NOT How They’d Respond To Being Asked Their Pronouns. It’s 2008 And They’re Middle

ok but. that is NOT how they’d respond to being asked their pronouns. it’s 2008 and they’re middle aged

house: [looks at you for a second] [homophobic gay voice] yes i’m so glad you asked good to know my boob implants paid off. what do you think i use genius

wilson: uh… pronouns? like, he, she, that stuff? oh… just- just he. is… oh, god, is house telling everyone i’m gay again? not that it’s a bad thing im just not gay and he keeps telling everyone im ok i have to go

cuddy: hold on one second [is on the phone] what? um, she. is house telling people i used to be a man again? tell him to knock it off

foreman: i’m a male.

chase: what? my what? like, he and she? um, he? why would you even ask? [australian]

cameron: oh, she, i guess. 

taub: i’m…. a man. he..?

thirteen: she/her. why? are you gay?

kutner: just, like, the guy ones. [kills himself]

park: i’m a girl!

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Do They Know What Personal Space Is.
Do They Know What Personal Space Is.

do they know what personal space is.

also the fact that theo dragged liam in there to confront him? what was his goal here exactly. like just admit that you love him, gay boy.


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Anyways was at a prince of egypt veiwing with some friends and when yochved put moses in the basket, one guy (not jewish) said "just like superman!" And like. You're so close buddy

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