ok but. that is NOT how they’d respond to being asked their pronouns. it’s 2008 and they’re middle aged
house: [looks at you for a second] [homophobic gay voice] yes i’m so glad you asked good to know my boob implants paid off. what do you think i use genius
wilson: uh… pronouns? like, he, she, that stuff? oh… just- just he. is… oh, god, is house telling everyone i’m gay again? not that it’s a bad thing im just not gay and he keeps telling everyone im ok i have to go
cuddy: hold on one second [is on the phone] what? um, she. is house telling people i used to be a man again? tell him to knock it off
foreman: i’m a male.
chase: what? my what? like, he and she? um, he? why would you even ask? [australian]
cameron: oh, she, i guess.
taub: i’m…. a man. he..?
thirteen: she/her. why? are you gay?
kutner: just, like, the guy ones. [kills himself]
park: i’m a girl!
hastily slapped this together in a few seconds
Bakugo regaining his passion the SECOND Izuku became a hero again............ yeah I know what you are
you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in
the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying
We don't talk about this nearly enough. Because what even was that??
do they know what personal space is.
also the fact that theo dragged liam in there to confront him? what was his goal here exactly. like just admit that you love him, gay boy.
Anyways was at a prince of egypt veiwing with some friends and when yochved put moses in the basket, one guy (not jewish) said "just like superman!" And like. You're so close buddy
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