No But Seriously Imagine It:

Phil is the wife. Dan is the wife. Lesbians.

Quick, what kind of books do y'all think Theo would read? Actually, what hobbies in general do you think he'd have, as someone who lived his life with a bunch of creepy scientists? I may or may not be writing a thiam fic and it's hard to think of what he'd actually like, y'know?

Picture this:

You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.

I love that in bsd making an oc is literally just choosing whatever author you want (that isn't already a character) and giving them a cool ability based on their books Imao

Im going to fucking cry

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Me writing fanfiction

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Me waking up: I want to write

Me eating breakfast: I want to write

Me getting ready for work: I want to write

Me at work: I want to write

Me eating lunch: I want to write

Me driving home: I want to write

Me at home, sitting in front of my laptop: