I Dont Know Which Is Funnier, Liam Dunbar Looking At Theo Raeken, Known Murderer Who Hurt And Minupulated

friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

friend: what

me: boop

Soldiers after the great boop war (31/10/24 colourised)

Oh to have a knight returned from death, bloody, injured, and alone, stand before a god and demand that you be returned to them

me @ the homies every sunday when another banger chapter drops

Let the poor man rest.

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

hilson season 1: haha i too am in this episode. why is wilson always following house around.

hilson season 8: i need you because i don't know what i'm gonna do without you. i don't wanna die at the hospital i want to die here in your arms. if you die i'm alone. I need you to tell me that you love me. i'm not going to tell you that unless you fight. you're destroying your entire life. you can never go back from this

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been loving the recent posts about chase because bro is so insane as a character

- dead mother, abusive czech dad who visits him while dying of lung cancer and doesn’t say anything

- goes to seminary, tries become a priest but gets axed after sleeping with the groundskeeper’s wife

- ends up becoming a doctor like his dad after all

- is australian

- has an ambiguous background in bdsm

- falls in love with his coworker after hearing her mention sex one singular time

- has internalised fatphobia

- is friends with nuns

- sleeps with his coworker (who’s stolen meth from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient)

- has sex with his coworker in a patient’s house, and in the hospital’s sleep lab, and in a storage closet

- kisses a 9 year old with terminal cancer after she begs him to

- gets fired and proceeds get a different job on a different floor of the same hospital

- hypnotises his boss (who has just gotten his skull cracked open)

- goes into anaphylactic shock after doing body shots off a stripper at his bachelor’s party (planned by his ex-boss, who’s subconscious (in the form of a hallucination of ex-boss’s best friend’s dead girlfriend) tries to murder chase by deliberately hiring a stripper who uses strawberry lotion that chase is allergic to)

- marries his coworker on the day their ex-boss gets committed to a psychiatric hospital

- murders an african dictator

- nearly gets caught for murdering the dude, has to be covered by his ex-ex-boss and coworker

- goes into a spiral which convinces his coworker-wife that he’s cheating on her 2 months into their marriage

- confesses to murdering the dictator to his wife, who leaves him

- sleeps with his ex-wife/ex-coworker in an exam room while the hospital is on emergency lockdown

- gets his only new haircut in the entire show after his divorce

- pretends to be a dumb, misogynistic, unemployed american while speed dating to prove that his looks don’t matter as much as his personality. even while pretending to be a loser, he still gets a bunch of women’s numbers

- sleeps with a woman at the wedding of some important hospital person, gets photographed nude, and is then made fun of by all his coworkers for having a tiny dick

- gets stabbed

- has a sex dream about his coworker who he is very much not into after the coworker confesses to having a sex dream about him

- takes over the diagnostics department after his boss and boss’s boybestfriend run away for their gay death pact

i watched dead boy detectives this week and now i'm kinda obsessed with making it about thiam. so i present you the thiam dead boy detectives au plot bunnies in my head 🐰

there are different ways i imagined it. the first:

theo dies and is sent to hell. now, contrary to what happened to edwin, he very much deserved it. his hell in this au is similar to his canonical hell, so tara keeps haunting him and clawing his heart out of his chest and then it all starts again – for eternity. but he manages to escape! and he decides to spend his afterlife doing some good deeds so that he can maybe convince death not to send him there again if she ever catches him.

then he meets liam and keeps him company while he slowly dies after being beaten by his teammates. when liam wakes as a ghost, he wants to get revenge, but theo is afraid that's gonna get him sent to hell, and so feels compelled to guide him in a different direction. liam lets it go but decides to follow theo and solve ghost mysteries with him forever :) at first theo doesn't want him around (because vulnerability is a bitch) but liam is as stubborn as he's beautiful, so there's no escape <3

at some point theo will have to tell liam the whole truth about his past and how cruel he was, of course. liam is taken aback, and they have a fight and theo pushes him away in the worst way possible. but then liam is in danger and theo sacrifices himself for him and is dragged to hell, and liam still decides to risk everything to get him back!

alternative that mirrors the teen wolf canon:

liam is a ghost that works together with scott, stiles and the others in the dead boy detectives agency (it was only scott and stiles at first, then other people joined, both dead and alive). they meet theo on a case, but he manipulates liam to obtain something (he could be a witch in this, or an evil ghost, or another type of creature).

at some point, he gets killed (or just caught by death) and sent to hell. years later, when the detectives have to go to hell to retrieve something or someone, liam meets theo down there. theo decides to help him because he feels guilty about everything he's done in the past, and in the end liam can't leave him behind, so he drags him all the way back to earth.

theo has a lot of magical knowledge and decides to use it to help the others solve all their cases, even though they don't trust him. liam doesn't either, not entirely, but he's the only one who saw theo in the depths of hell and is sure that the boy would do anything to keep himself out of there.

theo of course develops a strong sense of loyalty and devotion towards liam, just like in canon <3 and in the end, maybe there's a moment where liam could finally move forward to heaven, but decides to stay behind with theo <3