Tianlang-jun Really Is The Guy Of All Time. He's A DILF. He's A MILF. He's A Manic Pixie Girl, And A

Tianlang-jun really is the guy of all time. He's a DILF. He's a MILF. He's a manic pixie girl, and a shrewd bastard. He's an aspiring bimbo. A babygirl. He's a fujoshi. A daddy. He swoops you off your feet with a wink in one moment, then falls into your arms with a giggle and a hair twirl the next. He's a guy, just a little guy, and also it's his birthday! He will fuck you up. He runs the economy, but will ask his wife to explain how it works to him. He's the seme of the ukes, as well as the uke of the semes. He is the Gomez and the Morticia. I desire him so very carnally.

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4 years ago
Mob Psycho Has Taken Over My Life
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4 years ago

the idea of shou going to school after mp100 is. so fucking funny to me. like Hell Yeah boy get an education. get to learning and all that. but like. imagining Shou is a school setting is hilarious to me. 

the poor guy would like. on his first day pull a fire alarm. get in shit afterwards cuz his excuse was that he didn’t know what it did. but he genuinely Honest To God didn’t know what it did and it scared him so fucking bad he ran away 

He Will Not talk to his classmates. he has no business with them. they have nothing beneficial to him. 

but he latches onto ritsu because Obviously shou would make sure they go to the same school

his first gym class, he sends a guy to the hospital with a dodge ball. shou is banned from dodge ball 

he Must be the best at every sport. Basket ball? track and field? tennis? fuck dude they could play fucking cricket in class and he Has to be the best

he thought that, when you take books out of the school library, you just get to keep them. 

he never checked them out or anything. jsut walked in, saw a book with a nice cover or somethin about wrestling, took it and left. its his book now

no one noticed until all the animal books went missing

some snitch of a student mentioned that they saw shou walking out with a book on monkeys and ratted him out

they opened his locker to find like 200 books

shou is banned from the library

every school photo of him is blurry. like. he could be standing in a class photo and be the only one blurry in it

shou claims he doesnt do this but thats most likely a lie

random classrooms, some shou has never even had a reason to go into, have a picture of his face and big bolded text saying DON’T LEND THIS STUDENT ANY UTENSILS/PENS/PAPER/ETC

every class has a different reason

in one, he created throwing stars out of paper that were genuinely sharp and hucked them at people walking outside through the windows

in another, he conducted and ‘experiment’ with pen ink and dyed half the desks horrible brackish blue colours

no one ever sees him do work Ever but he always gets it done, hands it in right on time, and gets near perfect marks

the student council has put ritsu in charge of helping shou out and learning how the school works and getting him adjusted 

aka ‘your boyfriend is unruly please calm him down’ 

it Kind Of works???? in the sense that once rules and stuff are pointed out he Is aware of what does and doesnt go in school

doesnt mean he abides by them still

when he found the art room No One could get him out of there

as soon as he started an art project he would become hyper focused on it and no one could interrupt him. taking away his paints or putting his papers and utensils somewhere was a Death Sentence

Serizawa would bring him lunches during his breaks at the office and Shou would do the ‘ugh you’re embarrassing me’ routine but it’d always be like. in the middle of a class

he becomes that like. One Student in school everyone gawks at and admires but like. a combination of the mysterious kid and the jock kid

once in the middle of class, Shou was being weirdly quiet and looking down at his lap, sitting completely still

the girl next to him asked him what he was doing and Shou just leaned back and there was a massive guinea pig asleep in his lap

when he figures out that he can like. be in and make clubs Shou goes apeshit

he makes an Animal Lovers club and technically not enough people join but ritsu Makes Sure that the student council doesnt close it down because hes never seen Shou so happy and he Wont Let Anyone Ruin That

the same guinea pig girl looked over his shoulder at his sketch pad once and just. saw millions of drawings of ritsu. 

she complimented him on his art and Shou lit up 

“thanks! it helps to have such a gorgeous subject”

4 years ago
Dance Dance REVOLUTION!! :DD!D
Dance Dance REVOLUTION!! :DD!D
Dance Dance REVOLUTION!! :DD!D
Dance Dance REVOLUTION!! :DD!D

Dance Dance REVOLUTION!! :DD!D

2 years ago

Too many times we left, one time we stayed together.

finally finished my animated bingqiu mv! thanks for watching!!

yt link here!

4 years ago
♥ Day 6: Free Day ♥

♥ Day 6: Free day ♥

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

We all have a hard time this year, but let's wish a best days for each other and stay proud!

1 year ago

If SVSSS was a AO3 fic it would be very difficult to tag for because, as one example, it doesn't have necrophilia but it does have a guy using a corpse as his emotional support body pillow for 5 years in a tragic display of devotion that makes everyone around him deeply uncomfortable

And there really isn't an adequate tag for that

4 years ago
June 2020

june 2020

a force that can’t be heard / coming in louder than words

closeups under the cut

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3 years ago
Found Out In The Lemire Run Matt Is Canonically Jake Lockley's Lawyer And Subsequently Lost My Mind
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Found Out In The Lemire Run Matt Is Canonically Jake Lockley's Lawyer And Subsequently Lost My Mind
Found Out In The Lemire Run Matt Is Canonically Jake Lockley's Lawyer And Subsequently Lost My Mind

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4 years ago
Just In Case You Forget This Exists.

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

4 years ago
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