Okay Take This With A Grain Of Salt Because CQ Doesn't Talk About Fresh Parasites Much, But Here's What

This is one of the best things I've ever seen I think. the universe has PEAKED with this one thank you

// VERY FLASHY COLORS!!

SWAP!FRESH A FRESH_PARASITE VARIANT.

This specimen seems to possess the most ADORABLE, POPULAR or LOVABLE entities to convince their audience to CALL THEM NOW and BUY their “product” !

What’s the product? Why, THEMSELVES OF COURSE!!

Every SALE they make is a small portion of their TRUE_FORM!

If the buyer nurtures it by giving it enough MAGIC it will GROW and GROW until it’s big enough to take advantage of their caretaker—possessing them, and further try to spread their PRODUCTS.

One day, they will all meet up to MERGE and become one super entity to CONSUME the MULTIVERSE.

He’s having an existential crisis

You made a really detailed fresh post

I did not know the parasite could take humans

I fallow you now

Thanks haha!

Maybe I'll post more random fun facts about him sometime again soon. I'm too FNAF and Murder Drones brainrotted rn tho

Rick&Morty Copypasta but FRESH

To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of coolness to understand Fresh. His humor is xtremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 90s stereotypes most o the jokes will go over an unrad broseph's head. There's also Fresh's radtacular outlook, which is wickedly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 90s PSAs, for instance. The coolkids understand this stuff; they have the wicked cool ability to truly appreciate the sicknastiness of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funky fresh- they say something deep about LYFE. As a gnarly consequence people who dislike Fresh truly ARE uncool- of course they wouldn't all up n' appreciate, for instance, the humor in Fresh's righteous catchphrase "Wiggidy wiggidy whatsup" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those unfresh sinners scratching their heads in confusion as Crayon Queen's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What totally unfunky fools... how I pity them.  And yes by the way, I DO have a Fresh tattoo. And no, you cannot just up n' see it. It's for the ladies' and radlads' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within the amount of freshalicious swag points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Share da plague <33

[4/20] happy belated birthday xd

Fresh by loverofpiggies

And a piece I started but failed to finish for now??

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

I've seen how this has affected her, and it affected me too. Dont toy with so many people's feelings with such blatant disregard. And if you're uncomfortable with what somebody's doing, speak up as best as you can.

About ManiaKnight.

Hi. This is CitriPhos.

Many of you might know me as one of the most active members of the former Underfell Fangame discord server and the Ink vs Error event, and also the creator of the upcoming Memories of The Multiverse War comic.

I am in no way making this post for clout, beating the dead horse or to attack Mania himself. I am making this post just to share my experiences with a person I once looked up to. 

I know I didn’t say anything and kept quiet in the past, and I shouldn’t have. I just don’t want to keep my mouth shut for too long as it still weighed be down even a year after the whole debacle. 

More is explained in this post here, which was made by a friend of mine who has documented the events of what had happened.

Keep in mind that this has happened last year, and that some parts might be unclear because my memory is a bit foggy and I won’t remember too much about some of the details.

And one more thing I have to mention: Hold him accountable for his actions, but please, please, PLEASE just don’t do shit like attacking or harassing him in any way. I do not condone any of these attempts at ALL.

(read under the cut, trigger warning for gaslighting/emotional abuse)

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"greaser greaser greaser" YOU BROSKIS ARE FORGETTIN THE OTP OF OTP'S

floor.

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

Happy Valentine’s day!  As an aroace goblin I don’t have much loveydovey stuff to post. But since it’s “Freshuary” I thought I’d compile all the characters that remind me of the Fresh parasite!  (I wanted to do the freshuary drawing prompt thing but i didnt have enough time or ideas lmao)

I freaking LOOOVE this flavor of characters(radical dudes who are actually evil) with a burning passion but simultaneously hate that I love them lol, I guess that’s why the passion’s burning.  I fully blame Alex Hirsch and @loverofpiggies​ for starting my unhealthy addiction

Aaand here’s a bonus:

All of these are official images from the source material (Making Porty and Starro transparent was sooo annoying) except for the Fresh parasite which I drew myself, and the SCP.  

If you think of any other similar characters leave them in the notes!

Hope you had a nice holiday and/or have a fun rest of the month! B)