Phones Should Have Ethernet Ports

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

nona the ninth spoilers and tw for violence and blood

nona tantrum scene :)

new @strange-aeons video was inspiring, to say the least 🐀

[As the synthwave kicks in, Dan is hit by a jet of water from a giant lobster behind him. He falls over and dissolves into 36 runes. Seconds later, Dan reappears at the site of grace and beats the lobster to death with his bare hands. Cut to Dan standing outside the walls of Leyndell]

In the years between the conquest of Raya Lucaria and the assassination of Godwyn the Golden, it was commonly believed-

Dan Olson Voice: While many have their criticisms of the Golden Order, it can be difficult to question the legitimacy of a regime backed by the presence of a living and visible god. I personally have benefitted greatly from the grace of the edtree through my many rebirths. Immortality is, generally speaking, cool. [Cut to Dan standing outside a shack in limgrave]

But the question on everyone's mind recently has been the problems with that system. "Do the things consumed by empire challenge the purity of its ideals? Does imperialism necessitate a pluralistic society?" These questions are important, but we have some gound to cover before we get there. Let's start with something potentially more difficult to understand, but that will shape our discussion going forward: [Cut to Dan wading shin deep in Liurnia, the Erdtree is behind him]

What is the Elden Ring? Why is it broken? And what --exactly- is the relationship between Lord Radagon and Queen Marika? [Synthwave hook]

happy gideon nav resurrection day to all who celebrate (i am super art blocked so have this stupid sketch)

"mooom can we get a minotaur"

"but we have minotaur at home"

minotaur at home:

these three gentlemen are always telling me sweet nothings about the world while i eat my deerslop

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:

which mean

(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)

hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences