Why Is This Weirdly Racist Alternative Medicine Bottle Offering A Handjob. To My Liver

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OP wants to write House of Leaves but even more autistic. And I'm here for it

Ive always thought it would be fun to write a fiction piece framed as several authors writing exegesis of a fake gnostic gospel. It could even take place in an elf universe. I love fictional historiography.

booty shorts that say "picture that. in your dreams."

booty shorts that say "this is not for you"

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

CELEBRATORY HORNET DOODL

if gideon nav was around today she would be making tiktoks lipsyncing to the giver by chappell roan knowing damn well she has not gotten the job done once in her life

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

I'm starting a GoFunMe to airdrop 100,000 rats onto Alberta

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

it's on the house

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation