A 4th Century CE Statue Of Aphroditos. Her Cock Wards Off Evil Spirits. Reblog To Rid Your Blog Of Evil

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LITERALLY the coffee shop AU in Harrow the Ninth when Harrow is stuck in the River, and Abigail and all the ghosts from Canaan House are like "girl. wtf. i get that you're down bad but we're stuck in here with you"

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

Tamsyn Muir: says Gideon Nav prefers to use a longsword that she wields two-handed, describes it as a standard cohort infantry sword, makes it clear it's bigger and heavier than a rapier but that's a low bar to-

Eight foot long Hungarian sword 14th century at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul: hellooooo lesbians. i am the reference image you're looking for. >:)

and y'know what? the fanartists are correct. spiritually. gideon WANTS to wield that sword. she's had it so rough. let her wield it. c'mon.

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

he's free now

hey, don't cry. I detest trickery, but if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied okay?

bees dont actually dribk honey like most people think they actually create it with their snouts

A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.

"My Snapchat Story" is what you would say if snapchat was a terminal diagnosis you recovered from as a kid and then you wrote a book about it