You Know I'm Always Thinking Why Can't I Get My Tumblr To Look Like I Want It But Then I'll Eventually

Root beer floats out a stein

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

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I just remembered for fun as a kid I did the bloody Mary thing for fun

one of these days I'm going to have my ears pierced and on that day I will wear hula hoops as "my hoops" I hope on that day I get the chance to take them off and hand them to a friend just to show a bitch what's real

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In the saying "I'm vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated. I'm ready to take today by the balls(consensualy of course)" the phrase brings the question of how long does the 'freshly masturbated' effect last for. It can't be very short with how infrequently people masturbated compared to other things like eating or pissing. So the philosophical question of the day is what counts as freshly masturbated.

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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