I Like To Micro Dose Hyper Fixations Like Having A One Night Stand With Them But Those One There *looks

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

I feel attacked

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*

My new best friend.

A Ravenclaw about any dog or cat that looks at them (via ravenclawravings)

ME THOU!!

i’m curious. in the tags let me know a media property that lowers your opinion of somebody’s tastes when you find out they enjoy it, not because it’s genuinely harmful but because it sucks. bonus points if you explain why

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead