I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK AND SOMEONE IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME KEEPS MOANING AND BREATHING HELLA LOUD

I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK AND SOMEONE IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME KEEPS MOANING AND BREATHING HELLA LOUD WHILE USING THE BATHROOM LIKE PLEASE IM RITE NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE MOANING WHILE TAKING A PISZ ????????????

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3 months ago

WAWAWAWWAWAWAW THIS IS SOOO COOOOOLLLL EEEEEEE

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP After Army Of The Doomstar"

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP after Army of the Doomstar"

“Skwisgaar is completely broken after the events of the movie. He cant do the “will they, wont they” charade anymore and needs to find out if all his feelings are reciprocated or not.

Admitting this all in private, hearing a raw, endless flow of emotions and watching Skwisgaar break down in front of him, Murderface knows exactly what the guitarist is trying to say. He’s ready to push past his fear and take the biggest risk of his life by verbalizing the word he hears intertwined throughout Skwisgaar’s confession.”

REJOICE it is complete. This is the first kiss the two share after a slow burn spanning the entire series. I put so much love into representing emotions through the colors and the purpose behind all the flowers, there’s so much to them that I am yet to depict.

Some details about the flowers:

the bleeding hearts (upper left) represent unconditional love.

red roses obviously mean passion.

pink camellia mean longing for someone.

the yellow primrose is also the sacred flower of the norse god of love, Freya, it symbolizes resurrection and being unable to live without that person.

the purple anenome are protection from evil. they appear in the love story of Venus and Adonis, some versions are grown from her tears as she cried over his body, and another version is its growth from his seeping blood. Murderface plays the role of Adonis because he doesnt realize that Venus loves him beyond the flesh, and Skwisgaar as Venus is yet to confess.

I hope you all like it, I took more time than I'd anticipated, but Skwisface is extremely special to me and I wanted to make something just as big.

MOVIE SPOILERS VERSION UNDER THE CUT ⤵️

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP After Army Of The Doomstar"
3 months ago

FUCKING KISS HIM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KISS HIM HES RIGHT THERE KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FUCKING PUT YOUR LIPS ON HIS LIPS THEY ARE RIGHT THERE YEW STUPID FUCK

KISS HIMMMMMMMMMMM‼️‼️‼️

FUCKING KISS HIM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KISS HIM HES RIGHT THERE KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FUCKING PUT YOUR LIPS

why did they do that. ok. why. hello. zero straight explanation and everyone knows it. can you guys just fuck each other already. jesus.


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4 months ago

Today is December 16, and as of today, I've been into Metalocalypse for a year! One year ago today, my dad put on the first episode and I binged watched a show like i've never binge watched, (Under 24 hours, I watched the show. From "The Curse of DethKlok" to "The Doomstar Requiem". I consume media at rates that are just ludicrous)

Anyways, here's an assortment of random doodles and drawings I've done over the year <3

Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My
Today Is December 16, And As Of Today, I've Been Into Metalocalypse For A Year! One Year Ago Today, My

(The tribunal sketch is so funny to me, I love looking at it, I never actually finished that drawing, but I just. I love the sketch. Why do they look like that???)

2 months ago

Why couldn't they (dethklok) keep the energy of neutering someone for murderface??? Like.

If ANYONE needs to be neutered it's HIM. He's not gonna use those balls for anything useful. He needs to be put in line so,

Cut em off.

Cut those balls off

Take away his fucking nasty ass sack

Take away his nuts

Then give it to me for scientific purposes.

WHO SAID THAT???


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3 months ago

Supa KA-YUTEEE‼️

They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now

They're pretty princesses now

I think I was just a little bored in school today

2 months ago

Some memes i made while off my rocks for my gc

Some Memes I Made While Off My Rocks For My Gc
Some Memes I Made While Off My Rocks For My Gc

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3 months ago

I HAVE been sketching.

Ik it's kinda blurry but this is about how many pages, filled (back to back) with metalocalypse sketches, some uploaded, most not.

I HAVE Been Sketching.

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