'The Raven And The First Men' - Bill Reid. Made From A 4.5 Ton Carving Block Of Yellow Cedar. 1980.

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There he goes again, soldiering through even after the last full day of work at the conference. Alfred’s stubborn nature doesn’t surprise Eduard in the slightest anymore, but it still causes the Estonian a considerable amount of concern. Knowing that it’s partially for his sake makes it feel even more troublesome…

He sighed softly, his own smile holding steady and radiant even though his body was feeling the strain too. Seems like his old ally had moved to distraction mode. “That sounds wonderful. It has been a while since I have last stargazed.” Having the privilege to spend time alone with Alfred for a couple of days was the part he would look forward to the most, however. 

“But in that case, can I steal you for just a moment to look over our road plan for tomorrow? Maybe over tea?” He squeezed Alfred’s shoulder and flicked at his glasses in slight tease. “I promise I’ll let you get back to work right afterwards.”

Nose scrunched; his glasses falling back into a comfortable placement. This man sure was touchy from the rim of his lenses to his shoulder, he couldn’t help but notice each time they connected. That being said, relaxing isn’t part of this Americans’ style; no insult meant behind this seemingly fixed in tension that Ed has felt beneath his hand. Hopefully, he had been exposed to Alfred enough to understand there was nothing behind his friendly squeeze to bring on discomfort. “We can do anything-- I’m off work! Steal me for however long you want, ya?” Alfred beamed, pleased as punch. Their tea and travel plans touch-ups happened over dinner-- if you could call it that -- pizza ordered in with a dessert for one; they can share later. For now, Alfred began to decompress from the day he had in good company. “I never planned these kinds of things, but for you?? I’ll make sure to drive through all those crazy attractions. There’s a lot of the ‘worlds largest’ here I want to show you. I’m also bringing everything we need so don’t worry.” she paused, searching for his eyes to catch in a gaze. “I never double checked this with you... so uh- does this sound cool?”

“ . . . “

@radiomayak​  / /  Starter Call.

“You can’t escape by going into the bar; I’ll just show them one of these.” Alfred flashes an ID with the wrong age he’s presenting as, a suspicious 21, but nothing they can prove wrong. “And I’ll buy out just about the entire bar so there’s only enough for sleazy blowjob, but you need to drink it r i g h t.” “Or we go to the mall, as I suggested,” a very strong suggestion. “I’ll buy you an outfit so you fit in a little better here. It’s too warm for that.”

i love stories where its just one guy’s really bad day

Mr. Estonia for romantic candidate???? :))))

You know damn well that’s a y es //

“ Current relationship status; made dinner for two and ate both ”

| Alfred F. Jones  | Indie. Sel. Priv.  | Loved by Jenna

MUN TIME

NAME.  Jenna but I like Breadie or Boyd

STAR SIGN.  

Aries

HEIGHT. 

5′5″

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Uhhhh noooo

PUT YOUR SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?  

Native Puppy love | A Drop of Nelsons Blood | Everybody Walking this Land | Ирорвёмся! | Let Me Down Easy | Look at This ( tribe called red )

Almost all were tribe called red I had to skip some oops 

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? 

No and I hope it stays that way - i will die i am not kidding i will die if someone ever did and not come back

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? 

Never omg

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 

I don’t know any celebs!!! But uh hh hhhhh 

I like the mom lady from US. She itches my lesbian brain real good i am a milf appreciator 

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE?  

Those heart monitors will make me burst out into tears on a bad day. In fact, I have a sound sensitivity and get overwhelmed by it a lot so there’s not many sounds I do like. Maybe fizzles- OR POP ROCK SOUNDS

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  

I don’t fuck with ghosts

HOW ABOUT ALIENS?  

y e s

DO YOU DRIVE? 

No I dont have 5 grand to drop on driving lessons 

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? 

no

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? 

Captive Prince but currently going through the Grand Fathers Teachings 

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? 

no f off

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? 

Bad Guys!

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? 

OKAY SO- a head injury. Im boring. I’m a cautious creature 

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? 

Cookie,,,Run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Wind Archer Cookie is everything i crave in life and I will die for him 

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? 

Yes and No. I remember and while I don’t get angry anymore I don’t welcome the same people back into my life. I learned something and when someone tells you who they are it’s best to listen 

IN A RELATIONSHIP? 

No, but hello ladies 

tagged by: idk i kept seeing people do this and wanted to!!

@islandiis  / / Starter Call.

“Hmmm, interesting! I think this is a lil’ bit too advanced for me to make. What if we try this?” Flipped the page of an aged cook book till it landed on Marens Kornflexkokur, much different and much sweeter from the fish stew option, which did very little to excite the American. Batting his eyes, Alfred pulled the age card from his deck to hopefully ensure his own way, holding out for Fannar to fall into flattery. “I’d also like to remind you that as the older and host -- you should let me let me pick. You can pick when you visit me next. Deal??”

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

can’t wait until i have a wife so i can say “i love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “i’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social engagements by saying “i have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she’s my wife and i adore her