You Cannot Tell Me That Bruce Wayne Having A “Brucie Wayne” Persona Would Not Cause Some Accidents

You cannot tell me that Bruce Wayne having a “Brucie Wayne” persona would not cause some Accidents to occur.

One example I thought of was the Justice League having a group chat. Now, see, Brucie Wayne uses social media like all the younger generations do. (Plus, he’s bi, so of COURSE he has caps lock off to fit the Aesthetic™.)

Now, imagine Bruce having to physically HOLD HIMSELF BACK from using slang or typing in lowercase in the official JL chat, because he’s Batman, he can’t be casual, goddamnit!

He has to physically restrain himself from using abbreviations, responding to funny messages with “lmao” or something of the like, and he hates it.

One day, after a particularly hard week in Gotham, he forgets that he’s Batman using an official chat. But who cares, because it’s 5am and his phone is blowing up, and he just wants to sleep, damnit!

So he takes out his phone, pulls up the chat, and texts, “y’all, stfu”.

His phone is blissfully silent for five minutes. He manages to drift off to sleep. He wakes up in the morning to 100+ group chat notifications, 17 missed calls, and a whole lotta explaining to do.

daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.

in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.

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qchaos

1 year ago

Reyna if Olympus had their own version of the Met Gala!

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qchaos

10 months ago

Hal, Dinah, Bruce and Ollie are the mean bisexuals of the Justice League and have the funniest, bitchiest undercover brunches together every once in a blue moon. They’re outlandishly hot, they think they’re better than you, they are better than you, and they’re all 50 minutes late for a JL meeting (that Bruce himself scheduled)

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qchaos

1 month ago

Just in case

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qchaos

8 months ago

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

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qchaos

3 months ago

Clown and Branzy Both have this strange mindset of "my teammates dont really like me and they're just keeping me around because they need something from me" so when they team up in S3 its a very interesting situation where Both are trying to prove to each other that "I'm a vital part of this team. please dont leave me." (especially since Branzy betrays his old team and has no where else to go and Clown... really only temporarily had a team for the end fight? and then everyone split up and Left Him and hes been so Alone this season. he misses the MOB.)

Clown thinks people only stay with him for his pvp strength and reputation and Branzy thinks people only team with him out of pity and his redstone abilities.

eventually they realize they both actually care about each other and stick together from then on, even when they aren't officially on the same team :]

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qchaos

1 year ago

there are a lot of fics out there where sirius is super dramatic when finding out about jegulus and not enough fics where he is genuinely hurt that james lied to him

especially the ones where remus knows, lies to his face about it, AND thinks it’s funny? sirius almost never reacts appropriately enough for me

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qchaos

3 months ago

clownpierce kins luisa from encanto, something about getting to the point of being seen as an 'unkillable thing' rather then a player can mess with a guy.

somehow in a situation parrot literally turned off pvp so that the server can actually do something nice (watch the movie) together without trying to slaughter eachother, he literally teared up under his mask at basically all her parts.

-🔔anon (sending ask because we need more 'clownpierce is secretly a wet cat of a man' headcanons)

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