Quick Reminder That My Own Lesbian-nonbinary-ass Genuinely Supports The Hell Outta Each And Every One

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Emily: On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you want to kill me right now?

Hotch: I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties.

Criminal minds au headcannon

Imagine if Hotch was alot younger than he is cannonically, like mid-late 20s , and he instead finished school really young, like younger than Reid.

Imagine Hotch joining the bau at like 15, having finished law school really young, being a genius like Spencer.

But, imagine he and some friends ran a law firm together, so Hotch mainly wrote what they should say, only joining in court in the hardest cases

And the team just doesn't know he also runs a law firm. So he's still unit chief, and is still serious on the job , but is so much younger, like 26 and only Rossi knows and thinks it's funny .

I can imagine the team working an important case, where the lawyers for the victims are Hotch's firm, and one of his friends help them and is so confused at how the team thinks he must be in his 30s bc he's the same age as Hotch, and the guy Owen just laughs at them, it's a bit funny to think about.

I think that Aaron would be the type of person to be really good at singing, and when he relaxes he can actually act his age, so at home if Jack can't sleep he sings to him, he likes dancing and hot chocolate, loves going out to gay clubs (I headcannon he's bi and him and Haley once had a 3some with Owen for a bit) just because he actually likes dressing up and the music.

He also hides his true self from his team because they all see him as the leader, and so feels the need to always be responsible around them.

But, when he's with Owen and his friends (family) he's much happier and doesn't act seriously because he isn't in danger or helping anyone, just being himself

So if he goes to a club or something with his friends, and the team sees them, they would just be shocked as Aaron would be singing and dancing , smiling and laughing , which the team never sees. And at the same time I think the team would be a bit jealous bc Hotch doesn't relax as much around then as he always has to be serious around them , and would wonder who those people are.

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:

"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.

This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.

the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.

some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”

and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.

“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”

“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”

the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.

Good Omens season 3

like or reblog if you’re against „Crowley and Aziraphale becoming human” thing

i really hate this idea, who’s with me?

The fact Reyna and Hylla's dad became a mania.

Not because he couldn't fathom a life without Bellona and spent his life self sabotaging.

And all those emotions, and pain corrupting who he became in death, like it did to Beryl Grace.

No he became a mania because he was a soilder in Iraq and his PTSD from returning from war made him abusive to his children.

The "madness" from this turned him into a mania and he has to be killed by Reyna.

... What the fuck...

Clark: why are you like this

Bruce, three seconds away from dropping a glass of champagne on the floor, dramatically slipping in the pieces, and falling into the lap of the senator they’re trying to get information out of in a bizarre, sleep-deprived, but likely wildly successful seduction attempt: can you just let me have this please

Clown gets really confused whenever someone shows him basic kindness, you can see the gears turning as he tries to figure out what this means and takes a while to just process what's happening

(I'm projecting but that's okay)

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