Enough of the organised and put together reyna propaganda! She was a praetor by her early teens?? If Will is insane, goddamnit so is she!
• She functions on caffeine. Literally hates any coffee that isn't sweet enough to knock out a horse but will drink it anyway. If it's coffee, she'll have it, even if she's actively grimacing the whole time.
• Excellent poker face but cannot actually win at cards so she cheats. She learnt this from the pirates and only Jason and Gwen have ever caught her doing it.
• Plays the perfect roman leader but at least 50% of the time, her battle strategy is just "wing it with confidence". Somehow, it works.
• MANIC without sufficient sleep. She is visibly buzzing and her accent is getting more pronounced by the second. All the paperwork for the next month is done and several centurions are hovering nearby because when she crashes, it's gonna be lights out in a matter of seconds, no time to even lie down. Yes, she has hit her head before because of this.
• Her ADHD and autistic ass CANNOT handle an overwhelming workload. Manages it with careful balancing and lots of to do lists, but occasionally Thalia will find her sobbing angrily on the kitchen floor at midnight, covered in post its.
• No one knows where she went for like a month when she was fourteen?? No one. She just randomly disappeared and then basically gaslighted everyone by completely ignoring it when she got back. There are conspiracy theories in New Rome about it.
• Do NOT put her and Leo in a room alone for any length of time. Not even bc they would fight, once Reyna eventually gets to trusting Leo, their combined insane genius is a force to be reckoned with. They are making blueprints for a never-before-seen war machine and no one can even stop them bc it's all in Spanish.
• Hates Latin. Actually hates it. It's too similar to Spanish but with enough differences that she accidentally switches to spanish sometimes and it pisses her off.
I have more but this post is already too long lmao so im gonna stop there. Anyway, make Reyna more insane you cowards.
listen listen listen
the thing is
the THING IS
clareyna deserves more traction it really does. i understand we all read the “no demigod will make you whole blah blah blah” bs i get it okay. but the daughter of the roman war god and the greek war god, both their parents have either passively blessed them (reyna) or actively been an asshole to them (clarisse) and they feel they have this impossible standard to live up to as the children of their parents. you’re telling me the ace lesbian and the disaster bi aren’t going to fall in love??? you’re telling me they will never sit down and share a meal together and talk about the pressure they feel in their roles as respective leaders of their camps??? (admittedly reyna does have a larger and more central role + more responsibilities but to say that clarisse isn’t a leader in her own right is to completely ignore the depth of her character but anyway-)
all this is to say that these 2 characters are far too similar to not have an innate understanding of one another. their characterization alone is like. the daughter of the war god who is fierce and strong and tough and shoulders the responsibilities of their camp but on the inside they are just kids who are so tired and want rest but they can never truly have it because they’ll constantly be living in the shadow/expectations of their parents and constantly be viewed as these Strong Women with impenetrable emotional armor. they have both known losses for their camps and fought in the same wars and have lost people they love in one way or another and it’s like. it’s delicious. it’s heartbreaking. it’s what the people (me) deserve.
anyway clareyna is fucking immaculate and if you’re not careful one day i’m gonna write a multi-chapter fic dedicated to them and only them watch yourselves
Piper - "You guys are hot." So blatanly they both start laughing. Percy is so red in the face as Piper apologizes so many times cause it actually just came out, she did not mean to say it out loud, oh my Gods just kill me now! (Leo's laughing at her so fucking hard he needs to take a walk outside.)
Hazel - She's just normal. Adores them for taking such good care of one of her best friends.
Frank - He's a little jealous but basically the same as Hazel.
Jason - Poor guy is so scared. The only parental figures he's ever had were abusive and he's heard so many good things about them and doesn't wanna mess this up. But he relaxes after a while realizing they're super chill.
Leo - Same as Jason but instead of being a people pleaser about it, he had more energy due to his anxiety. Don't mess up. They'll hate you if you mess up. Mess up what??? It's just dinner!!!
Reyna - They made her smile!! Everyone congradulated her.
Criminal Minds Meme - 10 Episodes - [1/10]
05.09, “100”
anyone else find it funny that reyna ramirez-arellano is canonically the ultimate Horse Girl
No no listen listen Reyna had been taking care of the Legion on her own for so long and even when she got a reprieve with Percy it didn’t last, she was so tired and so worried and so so so so-
And then Frank came into the picture and he was solid and he was staying and he had the same mindset and goals as her. And she made other friends by the end of the war, but it was something else entirely to have a real partner, someone to carry half the burden, someone she could rely on.
She didn’t have to do it all herself now.
Clark has had a bad week--a stopped alien invasion, a plot by Luthor involving some kryptonite, being chewed out by Perry, being chewed out by Batman, and now he was at some stupid charity gala that was just an excuse for rich people to show off how rich they are, when his gaze lands on Bruce Wayne.
Wayne has made passes at him before but Clark's ignored them, having very little interest in the rich fop, but right now, he could really use some stress relief and if he can't eat the rich maybe he can fuck them. And despite his reputation for being good in bed, Wayne seems like the kind of guy who probably does the bare minimum in bed but his partners still rave about him bc he's rich and famous, so maybe he and Lois can giggle about his poor skills in bed at work the next day.
So Clark approaches him and he seems quite happy to entertain Clark and later Clark is lying in bed, panting, after several rounds and he's so upset bc goddamn it, Wayne is actually better in bed than the rumors say and it's not fair that's he's rich and handsome and good in bed. He and Lois can't even make fun of this tomorrow, rich people suck
oh to lay on top of someone and hug them like a teddy bear and just sleep like that
Reyna, Coach Hedge and Nico are the most underrated trio, don’t even talk to me
clownpierce kins luisa from encanto, something about getting to the point of being seen as an 'unkillable thing' rather then a player can mess with a guy.
somehow in a situation parrot literally turned off pvp so that the server can actually do something nice (watch the movie) together without trying to slaughter eachother, he literally teared up under his mask at basically all her parts.
-🔔anon (sending ask because we need more 'clownpierce is secretly a wet cat of a man' headcanons)
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