I Think I'm Gonna Loose It At Long-haired Man-bunned Cassian, I'm Gonna Be So Insufferable Y'all Not

THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09

y’all aren’t ready to hear about the marvel fanfic I’ve been “writing” in my little-ass windows screensaver of a brain for literally over half my life, and y’all never will

ALT

He probably feels right at home then lmao

In case you might have forgotten: mcu! Bucky canonically assassinated JFK and went on to become a United States congressman.

The more you know. 🌈

let cassian say f*ck you cowards

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I too would only do marching band again with the aid of a corporate sanctioned lobotomy

the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player

inside you are two wolves. one of them likes these pictures and cannot believe we live in a solar system with so many beautiful planets. the other wants to munch on them like jawbreakers

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

tbf he's gonna need it

was almost worried fascist fanboy was about to get a redemption arc but no he found out his fascist girlfriend lied to him which meant the last 2 years of his work meant nothing, choked her out bc he's an incel, thought he was about to get a personal victory against cassian only to find out that his archnemesis has absolutely no fucking clue who he is bc he's irrelevant, and then gets headshotted by the billionaire tailor who he's been conning this whole time. FANTASTIC 10/10 NO NOTES.

op gets it watched a girl crumple on asphalt. completely passed out. no one budged except me (i was in charge). begged the director to stop so I could hear if she was responsive. nothing happened. band plays on. once watched a boy vomit on the field. 70,000 people there and man just kept marching

c&m 10000000000% only cares about finishing their set. marching orders transcend severence, lads.

People asking why the severed marching band didn’t care their drum major got locked in a bathroom — have you ever BEEN in a marching band??

“Keep playing” is the TOP PRIORITY. People have thrown up and no one blinks. People have passed out on the field from exhaustion and heat and we just step over them. The bottom half of one girl’s instrument FELL OFF DURING A COMPETITION and not one of us even twitched. An. Eyelid.

Milchick trapped in a bathroom behind a vending machine by two random fellow innies, him furiously banging on the door as they plead for help? Not C&M’s problem, boo. They gotta keep pointing those toes and lifting those heels. It’s what he would have wanted