The Cuties ( I'm So Sad About Them )

i wish i could take out my brain like a film reel and play the animatics in my head to my friends

fic where its canonverse but atsushi has a youtube channel where he sings songs but he writes the songs himself or with his friends and theyre always about his personal life and his subscribers are trying to figure out what the fuck is going on in his life from said songs

Damon Gant's theme is such a bop

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

Started watching Bungo Stray Dogs lately lol

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do you guys know that one pregnant chuuya fanfic where dazai leaves for 9 months because he thinks he's not the dad... also dazai says "i know chibi hates me, but" and shortly after he says "chuuya you sound like a shitting whale while giving birth"

in the end chuuya died btw, because of a virus named "dazai osamu"... don't take my word for it the author legit wrote that

Sorry boss, I'm not coming in today; the BSD mobile game said gingers get the day off

Gay rights enthusiast Kunikida with Gay rights agent Akutagawa,

At your service.

He sleeps 😴😴

"Akutagawa…" Atsushi stammered.

"Uh… Hey, just giving him… CPR?"

"…. You’re giving a healing tiger… CPR… Why do you two keep putting me in this position?"