rory williams is literally the most insane character. in love with the local batshit girl. best friend growing up was crimes georg. got erased from existence and turned into a plastic roman. 2000 years guarding a box. also the most normal man you've ever met. it's like he practices being normal. his hobby is Being Normal. he's a normal nurse who wants a normal life with two and a half kids and a picket fence. he's perfectly happy with the Fucking Insane life he has with amy instead, regardless.
his problem solving skills involve "tactical suicide" and "telling the eldritch entity possessing the tardis it should torture him and amy instead of killing them". these work. he also steals and carries around future and alien first aid stuff, apparently.
he became emperor of rome for a bit. he narrowly dodged becoming king of camelot. he knows how to dual wield a shortsword and a gun.
rory williams is a Perfectly Normal Man, despite all of this.
who up banging there doldrums rn
I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural
thinking about how many people only know fob as generic pop punk and have never experienced folie a deux
The Doctor being able to to hear non-diegetic music explains why Eleven always fixed his bowtie so dramatically. Motherfucker could always hear 'I am the Doctor' blasting and acted accordingly.
Okay, Children of Earth is singlehandedly the most traumatising piece of media ever produced
FUCKING HELL THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET! I HAVENT FELT LIKE THAT WATCHING DOCTOR WHO – MY HEART RACING IN PANIC – SINCE I WAS A KID!!
WHY ARE WE POURING ORGANIC MERCURY EVERYWHERE SIR YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE😭😭
New doctor who spoilers
"What was the old name"
"Midnight"
OHHHHH MYYY GODDDD
Petition to let Belinda Chandra say fuck
I think it's pretty funny that doomscrolling social media can be described like watching a car crash you can't look away from but part of the reason I left instagram is reels literally wouldn't stop showing me car crashes