Yay!

Rip to Jack Harkness but oh nvm he’s alive oops okay as I was saying Rip to Jack Harknes- oh no hang on he’s still kick- nvm Rip to Jack Harkne- good god this poor man. shit he’s back again Rip to Jack Harkn- back from the dead again I- dead again finally time for my joke Rip Jack Hark- goddamnit fuck this is getting ridiculous

I love getting over 20 likes. Like omg hit post

oh my god why did I open this app when I haven't watched the new doctor who episode did I not learn my lesson getting wot spoiled literally yesterday

I can’t believe this monster hunting show ended as christianity fanfiction

New doctor who spoilers

"What was the old name"

"Midnight"

OHHHHH MYYY GODDDD

everyone say thank you rose tyler

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

I. don't really have any justification for this I just feel like I should post it here