Jack Harkness Meets The 12th Doctor And He Goes Oh You Took That Face To Remind You Of The Time You Let

Just realized I'm watching in my tardis pj's

also I was gonna say that the whovians being decked out in merch just to watch the episode wasn't really necessary but then I realized I was watching the episode on my desktop which means the van gogh exploding tardis poster AND a shoebox tardis like amy made were Right Behind Me, so....you win this round russell

oh i can't wait to finally watch children of earth i bet it's gonna be amazi- PETER CAPALDI?!

me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately

me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness

me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately

WHY ARE WE POURING ORGANIC MERCURY EVERYWHERE SIR YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE😭😭

New doctor who spoilers

"What was the old name"

"Midnight"

OHHHHH MYYY GODDDD

Best doctor who episode in a longgg time omg

I can’t believe this monster hunting show ended as christianity fanfiction

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!