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I've made these like 7 times they are also delicious
nobody thinks its funny. supernatural official cookbook bobby's boozy balls. bobby's boozy balls combines two of bobby's favorite things. drinking AND????????????????????????????????
Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
Okay, Children of Earth is singlehandedly the most traumatising piece of media ever produced
so much (for) stardust (the entire album) is so beautiful and I'm so glad they did that I love that album I'm going to make out with that album
Jesus fucking christ
About to start miracle day! I wonder what horrors of humanity I will be forced to reconcile with this time
everyone say thank you rose tyler
About to start miracle day! I wonder what horrors of humanity I will be forced to reconcile with this time
oh i can't wait to finally watch children of earth i bet it's gonna be amazi- PETER CAPALDI?!
I can’t believe this monster hunting show ended as christianity fanfiction
you don’t get him like i do
Watching children of the earth for the first time. Is anyone at torchwood going to be alive by season 4
people may think studying astrophysics makes doctor who unwatchable but NO it just makes it more hilarious. fym “i can smell dark matter on this” that’s so funny
tge first few eps of torchwood
I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural
I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
if you don’t like penelope garcia, i don’t trust you fr
I. don't really have any justification for this I just feel like I should post it here
me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately