Queen-chocolate-cake - A Silly Clown Surviving The 🔥Horrors🔥

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

A relationship where they’re like a big dog and i’m like their favorite plush toy they carry everywhere

that man in his 40s with no pfp that only reblogs anal gifs is your soulmate

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

cuteness aggression but in a way that will make them question their morality

in the club doing unspeakable things